6 Rules I Don’t Ever Want My Daughter to Learn

This picture has been making the rounds on Pinterest lately, and it’s managed to annoy me despite my best efforts to ignore it altogether:

Yeah OK I'll marry you but can we focus on my gorg new mani pls?

Yeah OK I’ll marry you but can we focus on my gorg new mani pls?

Making the decision to commit your life to another human being is not one that should be taken lightly, and is definitely not one that should be taken without a camera crew, hairstylist, and custom Instagram hashtag ready to be deployed at a moment’s notice.

So fellas, before you propose to your girlfriends, you need to know that there are rules.  In fact, there are only six rules, and god help you if you break one of them. Something tells me your Facebook reputations are on the line.

Do you both want children? Doesn’t matter. Are your beliefs compatible? You’ll figure it out along the way.

But popping the question, while still seated, after your girlfriend has just finished first in a brutal and nail-breaking rock-climbing tournament? AMATEUR HOUR.

 

 

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