The Wedding Industrial Complex on Marriage Equality: “It creates jobs, duh.”

The Wedding Industrial Complex on Marriage Equality: “It creates jobs, duh.”

The Wedding Industrial Complex doesn’t care whom you love.  As far as the economy is concerned, it seems the more weddings the better. And for a growing number of photographers, caterers, florists, and venue directors around the United States, marriage equality is proving to be very good for business. As the US Supreme court hears oral … Continue reading

How to Sell Your Wedding

How to Sell Your Wedding

Are you in the market to sell your wedding? And no, I don’t mean to advertisers. (Although with the continued rise in cost of modern American nuptials, I wouldn’t be surprised if we started seeing more corporate-sponsored weddings pop up in the coming years.) We all know that fairy tales can have unhappy endings, but … Continue reading

Beware the Brides of March

Beware the Brides of March

“Skydiving? Please. You haven’t experienced a true adrenaline rush ’til you’ve put on a wedding dress and called a cab. Or experienced true relief ’til you’ve finally been joined by others wearing the same stupid thing.” That’s the Brides of March calling, folks. And if you live in San Francisco, Melbourne, New York, Phoenix, Portland, … Continue reading

Is your luxury wedding still short on narcissism? Hire a live painter!

Is your luxury wedding still short on narcissism? Hire a live painter!

Let’s say you’ve hired two photographers, enlisted a professional videographer, and created a custom Instagram handle and hashtag to capture each and every moment of the Most Important Day of Your Life. You’ve spent over $10,000 on these services, and by most measures of all things good and reasonable, this should be enough to ensure no … Continue reading